College life is perhaps the most enjoyable phase in anyone’s life; especially with bunking classes. Now it automatically means that the students become experts in coming up with excuses to skip classes. What happens when an excuse-expert takes up an internship? Here’s a look…
1. Information? What is that?:
No there is nothing to work on in that project. I haven’t found any information.
2. Oh the stupid (insert mobile company name):
I tried calling you but your phone wasn’t reachable!
3. The incidental accidents:
A friend of mine met with a major accident so I wont be able to come today.
4. The serial killer:
My grandfather has died (for the third time).
5. Internet’s a pain:
There was no internet at my place. That’s why I didn’t do the work.
6. The power struggle:
There was a powercut in my area. That’s why I didn’t send you the mail.
7. The office sickness:
I have a high fever since yesterday. I am not coming to office.
8. The logistical issues:
My bike’s tire punctured; that’s why I am late.
9. Phony phone!:
*phone in flight mode* My battery died, that’s why my phone was off.
10. The power struggle:
All of sudden my laptop got crashed. So i wasn’t able to submit the project on time.(was found playing counter strike with the crashed laptop)
11. Clothes maketh the man:
All of my formal clothes are in the laundry; that’s why I’ll work form home today.
12. Pet peeves:
My (imaginary) pet is dead, that’s why I am too sad to come to office.
13. Technology killer:
My phone died, that’s why I didn’t take your call.
14. Political turmoil:
The CM was passing through my area and they stopped the traffic. That is the reason I am two hours late today.
15. Family bonds:
I have to spend time with my ailing grandmother today.
How many of these have you given to your bosses?