It is a well known fact that 79% of the Earth is covered with water and in the same way, 79% of the Telugu people are victims of Narayana and Sri Chaitanya Junior Colleges. If you are reading this, it is highly likely that you have spent some time of your life in either of those two colleges. So here’s taking a look at 15 unique experiences that only these colleges offer!
1. The stupid Junior Lecturers (JLs) and their horrendous language:
These JLs are dumb as hell and try to pretend otherwise. Only eliciting reactions like this from us!
2. The creepy ambience:
It looks more like a jail where the students have to bury their creativity, ideas and just mug up everything which is unnecessary for life.
3. Oh the extreme pressure:
Like the dialogue from the movie 3 Idiots; a tiger in a circus performs because it is well trained, not educated. Students here are trained to clear exams and pressurized to get good marks
4. Girl-Guy Friendships:
When the faculty finds a girl and guy talking to each other or walking together; lord save their souls!
5. The skills developed managing your phone in class:
The skills one learns here can help them become a super secret agent!
6. The Canteens; fit for rats!
You don’t find quality eatable stuff in most of the canteens. You rather find unhygienic stuff here.
7. The hated Weekend tests:
These test results are like god fathers for your life for the rest of the week. Whether in campus or out of campus. They can make your life or break your life.
8. The impossibly long timings:
You probably will never see daylight in these two years.
9. The sad exam season:
You are not allowed to watch movies anymore; you drown in a heap of your books and it’s all about clearing those exams!!!
10. The dirtiest possible bathrooms:
There are the most stinkiest places on Earth; devils minions probably conduct some black magic there, adding to the stink! Not to mention the long queue one needs to be a part of just to peepee.
11. The stupid ads that entice more kids into the colleges:
When the results are out and on tv channels they be like vijayabheri and all. People at your home be like, ‘when they can why can’t you?’ And our reaction be like this!
12. Having hopes of finding the soul-mate at the bus-stop near college:
Surprisingly, a lot of people do this and not surprisingly, the soul-mate is rarely found.
13. Watching movies only to bunk classes:
Yes..! As surprising as it sounds; many students actually watch movies only to bunk classes. Not bunk classes to watch movies. 3 hours of sitting in AC is better than that boring lecture!
14. The college corridor love stories:
In most of these colleges boys’ and girls’ classes are segregated. So the corridors are the hubs of actual chemistry between them!
15. The friends who help you make biggest decisions:
From whether to bunk college or to make a move on your crush, the friends you make here are for life!
–By Southie Tarun Vakkalagadda